Spam

Not that I think this will accomplish much, but just in case any of you are spamming manually: you're wasting your time. No one reads this site, okay? It's just me and a few friends and family, all of whom know well enough not to encourage spam. Go ruin the comment threads on some larger site where you might actually get a few idiot takers, and leave me and my little space alone.

Just as an aside, I think spam/junk mail/telemarketing just might be my single biggest gripe about capitalism. You people are all parasites of the lowest stripe. Parasites!